In America, Sunday afternoons and Monday and Thursday nights in the fall and winter months belong to NFL football. Like clockwork, people find themselves planted on their couch or stationed at their favorite bar or restaurant to catch their favorite team playing every week of the season.
With that, many people take to social media, especially Twitter, to share their hottest tasks and comment on anything and everything football-related. One user, in particular, KD (@notkdk3), pondered a question that probably hasn’t crossed the mind of most football fanatics: what would NFL superstars look like as women.
So, read on to feast your eyes on what superstar quarterbacks Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Kyler Murray, and more would look like if they were women!
30. Patricia Mahomes
During the 2019-2020 season, Mahomes led the Kansas City Chiefs to Super Bowl LIV after the team had not appeared in a Super Bowl in over 50 years. In addition, 24-year-old Mahomes also won the Super Bowl MVP award and led the team to the Super Bowl the following year.
Needless to say, Mahomes has been rising to stardom over the past couple of years. Even as a woman, Mahomes has a golden, captivating smile. That smirk combined with those curly locks, Mahomes as a female would surely garner just as much love as he does already!0
29. Arianna Rodgers
Despite only having one Super Bowl Championship under his belt, Aaron Rodgers is one of the best quarterbacks known to man. 38-year-old Rodgers might be up there in age, but he still has a lot of fight left in him.
A household name, Rodgers has worked hard to make a name for himself over the years. Looking at Rodgers as a woman seems quite similar to him as a man (without the facial hair, of course). With that being said, even as a female, Rodgers would be recognizable, to say the least.
28. Rochelle Wilson
Anyone who has watched football over the past several years knows Russell Wilson’s talent is unmatched. The Seattle quarterback joined the Seahawks almost a decade ago and has been nothing less than successful ever since.
Though he is short for a top-tier quarterback, his height has not held him back one bit. Considering his smaller stature, Russell Wilson would make a cute and (comparatively) little lady, and those long, luscious locks are the icing on the cake!
27. Jessica Allen
Following two seasons of inconsistency, 25-year old Josh Allen became known for his breakout 2020 season. That year he led the Buffalo Bills to their first division title and playoff victory in over two decades while also winning honors of his own.
Josh Allen’s female alter ego, especially in the picture below, looks anything but inconsistent. She looks as if she could be anything ranging from the owner of a football team to the president of the United States. Whatever the case, Josh Allen as a woman would make one powerful boss babe.
26. Carla Wentz
Though his 2017 season was injury-plagued, Carson Wentz still managed to help lead the Eagles to their first Super Bowl championship ever. Wentz is one of Philadelphia’s most beloved sports stars, though he currently plays for the Indianapolis Colts. Why else would people on Google be asking, ‘Is Carson Wentz a God?’
Male Carson Wentz might seem god-like. However, female Carson Wentz gives off Karen vibes. Need someone to speak to the manager? Carson Wentz’s female alter ego is a perfect choice! No matter the problem, she will surely make her voice heard.
25. Deshauna Watson
Houston Texas footballer Deshaun Watson was the team’s starting quarterback until the 2021 season. He has a few Pro Bowl appearances to his name, and he is undoubtedly skilled on the football field.
26-year old Watson was born an athlete, and being a woman would not change a thing. Watson’s female counterpart looks like she could play just about any sport and lead herself to victory every time. You go, girl!
24. Jerrika Stidham
Jarrett Stidham had big shoes to fill going into the 2021 season. The 25-year old was set to be the new Patriots quarterback, following football legend Tom Brady who decided to leave New England and embark for Florida. However, things didn’t go as planned, and Stidham was sidelined with a back injury.
If Jarrett Stidham was a female, she could have been an actress, musician, or supermodel. After all, Stidham’s lady-self looks just as if Katy Perry put on a Patriots jersey and walked onto a football field. This ‘’Dark Horse’’ isn’t one to mess with!
23. Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott is the quarterback for America’s team, the Dallas Cowboys. While he was supposed to be a backup when he first began in 2016 for starter Tony Romo, Prescott had much on-field success and set rookie records. Resultingly, it wasn’t long until Dak was the team’s starting QB.
We all know that Prescott himself is a natural-born leader. So, why would his female self be any different? Dak, as a woman, looks as if she is the one who would be the one to take action if there was a problem. She has a calming look to her and has the qualities to be wifey material!
22. Jess Burrow
Joe Burrow was the number one draft pick in 2020 following a Heisman-Trophy-winning season. Many believed he was set up for failure, but he has continued to prove everyone wrong, as he has done his entire life through continued success. So far, his 2021 season more than supports this conclusion, and he should be comeback player of the year.
As a woman, Joe Burrow’s fighting spirit still shines through. She has her game face on and looks like someone who brings her a game in every situation. Who knows, maybe she is ready for a fight! But, don’t let the blonde hair fool you. Joe Burrow’s lady-self is anything but dumb and can surely handle her own.
21. Bethany Mayfield
In his first appearance with the Cleveland Browns, Baker Mayfield gave the team a much-needed spark and led them to their first victory in 19-games last season. Mayfield is the quarterback the Browns have been looking for for decades, and he has the confidence to match.
Baker Mayfield talks a big game, and why would his lady alter ego be different? Mayfield would be one confident woman, somebody who would talk up a storm to get people on her side. Persuasive in nature, Mayfield would surely win over everyone she meets through spoken word.
20. Lanelle Jackson
From the beginning of his NFL career, Lamar Jackson established himself as a superior force on the football field. So far, he has led the Baltimore Ravens to the playoffs twice. However, the Ravens fell victim to injuries this past season and did not make it that far. But, as they say, there’s always next year.
Lamar Jackson as a woman, radiates powerful female rapper vibes, ready to freestyle at any moment! Maybe she could have been successful in the 90s or could have emerged in the 2000s and been the next Beyoncé. In any case, lady Lamar could capture any audience with the power of song!
19. Tammy Brady
Arguably one of the most well-known football players to walk the earth, it is no secret that Tom Brady has accomplished a lot throughout his career. Many thought he would be a lifelong New England Patriot, but fans spent the past season getting used to him in a Tampa Bay Buccaneers uniform.
Brady might be 44 years old, and he is the oldest active player in the league. However, he sure doesn’t look like it. Tom Brady’s female self is just as ageless as male Brady. Her skin is glowing, and her hair is long and beautiful. With that being said, nobody would ever guess she was in her forties!
18. Julie Garopolo
Jimmy Garoppolo has been playing in the NFL since 2014. After years of being Tom Brady’s backup QB, Jimmy G was traded to the 49ers. As San Francisco’s starter, Garoppolo led the 49ers to a Super Bowl during his first season with them. Besides that, he has been an average player on the field. Although, something above average is his appearance.
Male or female, it does not matter. Garoppolo is one beautiful human being. Over the years, he has won over the hearts of some fans purely due to his looks, and the female version of Garoppolo would undoubtedly do the same. But, you must admit, Garoppolo as a woman would make an elite runway model.
17. Nicole Foles
Over the years, Nick Foles has been overlooked starting roles despite playing for several teams and having starter potential. Foles is famous for his role in helping the Philadelphia Eagles win Super Bowl LII during his return to them in 2017. This past season, Foles was a backup quarterback again, but this time with the Chicago Bears.
Despite mostly being a backup. Nick Foles has always been a competitor, and Foles’s competitive spirit would shine through regardless of sex. The loveable underdog and even as a female, Foles would be able to achieve her dreams, no matter how far out of reach they might seem!
16. Camila Newton
32-year old Newton is best known for his stints with the Panthers. The 2015 MVP’s return to Carolina did not go as hoped and went 0-5 as a starting QB. After five games, he took the role of backup after Darnold returned from injury. Looking to the future, Newton has a lot to figure out this offseason.
Female Cam Newton looks like she has everything figured out. A Wendy Williams look-alike, lady Newton looks like she would make a fabulous daytime talk show host or some other sort of on-air talent. After all, Newton sure has a face for television!
15. Diana Brees
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees has been in the news for his field talent and opinions on various controversial topics. 41-year old Brees might be getting up there in age, but he is still a feat on the football field.
We all know that Brees is, uh, passionate about the different social issues in the United States. His female alter ego looks as if she is determined, and what better career for her than a news reporter or opinion writer? Regardless, she’s ready to speak her mind and have her thoughts heard!
14. Diane Haskins
Dwayne Haskins started with Washington after being drafted in the first round of the 2019 draft. Haskins was not what he was cracked up to be and violated COVID-19 protocol in 2020, which resulted in his move to the Steelers. This season, Haskins is the third-string QB for Pittsburgh.
Though Haskins is only 24 years old, his female self looks about ten years older. Maybe it’s the remains of the mustache? Who knows. Not only is she giving off young mom vibes, but Haskins, as a woman who looks more well established than Haskins, is currently in the NFL.
13. Beth Roethlisberger
Big Ben has been the face of the Steelers franchise since 2004. However, 39-year old Roethlisberger has been Pittsburgh’s QB for as long as most young fans remember. Yes, he is aging, but there are talks of retirement soon, and he is currently just riding out the end of his career with the team.
Like his male self, female Roethlisberger looks older than she is and tries too hard to stay young and hip. Think of your one crazy aunt who will do anything and everything to seem cool and with the times. Sure, she might be reliable and come off as your best friend, but soon enough, the trendy facade will come to a close.
12. Dana Jones
Daniel Jones was drafted in 2019 and was immediately the starting quarterback for the Giants. Last season, he started 12 games and found little success. This season, he looked to improve and somehow had an even worse year. In all honesty, his future as the team’s starting QB looks hazy.
Jones, as a woman, looks calm, cool, and collected. Female Jones also seems to belong on the sidelines as one of the team’s cheerleaders. The 24-year old has some untouched potential somewhere and is ready to represent her team!
11. Gabi Minshew
After beginning his NFL career with the Jacksonville Jaguars, Minshew was traded to the Eagles and served as the team’s backup QB this past season. While he has been a solid backup for Philadelphia, he is known for his on-field talent and big personality.
Resembling ‘Florida Man,’ Gardner Minshew has an eccentric personality. The jorts-loving man is also known for his signature Fu Manchu-style mustache. Minshew as a woman would have just as big, if not more prominent, personality and can be found as the nearest nightclub! If she is not the definition of a party animal, I don’t know what is!
10. Kayla Murray
Some quarterbacks are lucky enough to be naturally talented on the field. However, not many athletes, in general, can succeed at multiple sports as Kyler Murray can. As a result, Murray was the first player in history to be selected in the first round of both the NFL and MLB drafts.
We all know that Murray chose to play football, but who knows what the female version of Murray is capable of. Of course, as a woman with the same natural power, Murray would have the same athletic build and talent. But, who knows what sports she would be able to play and which she would play successfully.
9. Mary Mariota
Back in 2015, Marcus Mariota was drafted second overall by the Titans. He played for Tennesee between 2015 and 2019. He was with the Las Vegas Raiders this season and acted as Derek Carr’s backup, despite wanting a starting role.
There is no denying that Marcus Mariota would make a stunning woman. She would make a great model strutting down runways if not for football. Not only that, she resembles every young movie star today and is more than fit for the big screen!
8. Darla Carr
Derek Carr has been with the Raiders since 2014, and it doesn’t look like he’ll be going anywhere anytime soon. With statistics and talent as impressive as Carr’s, who could blame them? Carr has secured wins and pulled off the nearly impossible. So that begs the question: is there anything he can’t do?
Who knows if it is the black uniform or the dark lipstick, but Carr as a woman looks gothic in every way, shape, and form. Resembling Avril Lavigne and love from the Netflix Series ‘You,’ lady Carr looks like she never grew out of her high school emo phase and put it on display for everyone to see.
7. Mary Stafford
A Longtime Lion, Stafford was Detroit’s primary starter from 2009 to 2020. However, after mutually agreeing to part ways with them, Stafford found himself with the Los Angeles Rams and has helped them clinch a division title.
Stafford has achieved a lot throughout his career, and as a woman, he looks like an overachiever. Whether she is winning over the girls in her sorority or graduating at the top of her class, lady Stafford looks like she is up for the challenge.
6. Rayna Tannehill
33-year old Ryan Tannehill spent his first seven seasons as the Dolphin’s primary starter until he was traded to the Titans in 2019. Since then, he has been nothing short of triumphant, leading them into the playoffs every season.
Tannehill as a woman, screams soccer mom. She looks as if she just pulled up in her mini-van, transporting her 10-year old kids from school to soccer practice. But, just as Tannehill is a successful quarterback, his female self looks like she is the best mother any youngster could ask for!
5. Tia Bridgewater
Bridgewater started his NFL career in 2014 with the Minnesota Vikings and had two impressive seasons with them. Unfortunately, everything went south for him after he tore his ACL, and he has struggled to get his career back on track since. This past season, Bridgewater was traded to the Denver Broncos, where he fell victim to injuries that ended his season.
Even as a woman, Bridgewater looks as if she is built to play football or another other sport. With natural-born athleticism comes great responsibility, and there is no doubt that Bridgewater can handle it, regardless of sex!
4. Kirby Cousins
33-year old Kirk Cousins began his career in 2012 when he was drafted by Washington. Now, Cousins is with the Minnesota Vikings and has been since 2018. Not only that, he is the team’s go-to solidified starter!
Not for nothing, female Kirk Cousins looks like a middle-aged reality tv star. Instead of being out on the field, she should be the star of “Desperate Housewives,” or maybe “NFL Wives,” or something to that effect. Either way, the woman version of Cousins is fit for showbiz.
3. Samantha Darnold
Sam Darnold started out with the Jets after they drafted him third overall in the 2018 draft. He was the league’s youngest opening-day starting quarterback since the 1960s. 24-year old Darnold was with New York from 2018-2020. Then, he was traded to the Carolina Panthers in 2021 and acted as their primary starter.
Sam Darnold’s feminine side appears to have the same fighting spirit as male Darnold. Lady Darnold has long red locks similar to those belonging to Merida in Disney’s Brave, and that’s exactly what Darnold is: brave inside and out.
2. Meredith Trubisky
The Bears have been known for having many stars, and Mitch Trubisky is among them. However, Chicago had a less than promising 2021 season and dysfunction between former Bears head coach Matt Nagy and Trubisky. The future for the 27-year old quarterback will be interesting, that’s for sure.
Trubisky’s female alter ego looks like she is a social butterfly. Her long brown hair and rosy cheeks make her look like a shy, but an approachable lady. Sweet like sugar, Tribisky is that reliable neighbor you go-to advice, and is invited to all of the town’s happenings!
1. Mary Ryan
Last but certainly not least, Matt Ryan has played 14 seasons with one team: the Atlanta Falcons. 36-year old Ryan also has four Pro-Bowls, one Offensive Player of the Year award, an Offensive Rookie of the Year award, and 1 MVP award under his belt. Talk about accomplished!
While some of the above NFL players as women look debatable. Ryan genuinely looks the most feminine. It is surprising that Ryan is not actually a woman. Especially in this picture, Ryan’s long brown wavy hair and the hint of makeup go a long way.